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This blog is maintained by Gaurav Kaushik and his ministry of elves and all things expressed here are solely the opinion of said persons and the voices within.

If you would like to contribute to Some Angry Indian, please contact me so I can direct you to the drop-off location where a gentleman in a trenchcoat speaking Farsi will take your money and you must now run because I also told him you are an organ donor. For the first $50 contribution, you will receive a CD-R with my favorite songs from the Beatles. For the next $50, you will get a lock of my hair chosen from a random location on my body or perhaps somebody in my proximity when I am holding a pair of scissors, which is usual. The next $50 mark constitutes a VHS featuring a live performance by Yanni at the Acropolis. After that, I’ll just find the biggest thing I can fit in an envelope and send it to you. This is the SAI guarantee! If you do not like your gift, keep giving me money. That’s it. Uhn. Peace, bitch.